Kinky Question for Cal

Had a thought that came up and decided to ask Cal. The question was "Who would you rather see in a skirt; "insert name" or "insert name". The result are ranked from most desireable to least desireable.
1. Jonathan (Co-worker from Oyster Bar)
2. Clement (I lost to Jonathan...='()
3. Andrew
4. Chad
5. Ming
6. Neil
7. Hakim
8. Rajiv

Personally, my ranking is not much different to Cal's with Jonathan probably ranked 3rd and Chad being number one and Andrew being number two. Leave your preference here and we will tally who is the most desireable to be in a skirt...mwmwmhahahahahah=D

The Maze @ Bullsbrook

We had nothing to do after dim sum at northbridge with clem's parents...so decided to drive north..wanted to go to strawberry farm, but it only opens in feb...

Our wristband for entrance to THE MAZE! took a 45 min drive... made wrong turns coz of 'somebody'... 15 for adults..and 12.50 for students (US! we showed our expired student card)

Haa..we din went in...it's so small..its like for kids or animals...it's just abit stupid...

Secrets...we share....

Haaa!

We stepped in the entrance, and i gave up...hahahah...

Haaa..it says "Dodgy Old Hedge Maze Entrance, SOON TO BE CAR PARK"...hahaha..and since it says it's DODGY, we din go in...might get raped inside...

Kinky & Childish Couple... It's a 2 levels slide...hahaha...

And there are ppl playing huge chess....

Clem, " i want to eat chicken tonite..."

Cal," Come to me baby...."

Apparently we only really went thru one maze...which is shown in this video...we were the only 2 in this maze...haaha....

Australia Day 2008

Haa..!! it's my first time in these 2 years spending Australia Day in Perth! No bbqs...but we had like a small gathering at our apartment with Chad, Sujin, Andrew & Mandy. Had dinner together and watched dvd - Pathfinder. i like the gross and violent scenes...

Around 830pm, we walked to kingspark ... The crowds......we stood there with mosquito repellant sprayed on our arms and legs and....watched the fireworks

To which after tat we played monopoly, singstar and poker cards (heart attack, 21 & bluff) till 5am.......ZZzZzzZzZZzZzzZZz

Last Day At Oyster Bar

[ The Oyster Bar on the Beach, North Freo...Restaurant Section]

[Beach Bar Section]

[Functions......troublesome to clean up...after functions... but pretty fun...]

*Cheers, Screams and Whips Clement* Woo Hooo!!!

Finally, after 2+mths of sweaty and tiring work, we quit!!!! haaa....omg...this is the most tiring job i have ever done man... think i quite like waitressing, and not on pass. Pass is a position sort of like controlling the food orders to customers. One have to watch the timing, and make sure mains have to be away after entrees, correct food out etc...So stressed when theres alot of food orders...haaa..luckily on my last nite i am actually serving customers on the 40s table...

[Beach....jus right outside the oyster bar...where sometimes even the chefs will jus jump in]

SUJ, CHAD & ANDREW CAME TO OYSTER BAR!! Really appreciate and nice to see you guys there...and thanks for the tips...&....numerous tip off of 5cents (Andrew)...haaa....Hope you guys have some fun..thou the food were freaking expensive...Too bad u guys cant get to meet Stacey the Bitch...i dunno wat happen to her...where she went...hell hopefully...hahahaa...

[Oyster bar has oysters!! of coz...]

The 2 notti chefs as usual, disturbed me on my last day..2 of dem suffocated me...me being like a piece of meat between 2 of bread..and dave even tried to glad wrap me..hahaa..but he's still nice, cooked us a very gd staff meal - pasta...woo...rather special.

Well...i got a total tips of 40 bucks yest nite..hahaha...Some from #41(Suj,Chad&Andrews')...#40 and #43 were 2 couples sitting on each table.. Apparently #40 were really nice, and the lady even exchanged numbers with me and asked to keep in contact..and since she's going spore ard the same time as me, we could meet up..Is she lesbian?? hahaha...anyways she's pretty hot i reckon..(for her age..late 20s?)..I couldnt really understand wat the guy on #43 was talking...but he was like talking some language and smile smile smile smile at me..me too..smile smile smile...and he tipped me off...haaa...

Probably the stuff we will miss about Oyster bar is 'some ppl' there, bar tending (clement), making coffees, and when some staff jus goes crazy and funny...

Today's Clement's mum's bday...we bought her a cake and went out for dinner...ahhh...forgot to take a picture of the little white basket cake..it looks freaking nice...shheeshh..wasted...went ktv with clement too...

Tomorrow is Australia Day!!! well...fireworks? Shall see how gd it is....

Cottesole beach outing

Someday Somewhere Somehow 5 of us decided to go to the beach...There's me, clem, chad, andrew and sujin (photographer).... and yes..i did 'steal' the photo from sujin's blog...but jus typed in a few words...hahaha

Sujin, gd job...took the starjumps photos for us...and made us jump several times as well..hahaa..too bad ur feet was injured and couldnt get wet.

Anyways it was a fun day..and i went partially deaf after tat day...coz the waves were so strong till the water pushes all my ear wax (accumulated) deeep deeep into somewhere in my ear tubes....sounds gross?? yeaaa....

I couldnt hear properly for 1+ week...was tat bad...and put alot of ear drops but jus doesnt help until one fine day...

i tried digging my ears with the cotton bud...and it got stucked in my ear!!!! clem wanted to bring me to hospital. but i did a minor surgery on my own.... i use the opposite end of a needle and tried to drag the cotton head out.. after about 10 min, i managed to get the cotton head out and i could hear as normal after tat...

and i live happily ever after....

Stacey Sux...

Personal details of Stacey....

Nickname: Bitch (perfect definition of it)

Height & Weight : 160+cm, 50+kg

Distinctive features: Witch face, Huge & Saggy Boobs, Sagging ass meat, Aunty walking style (esp when going down short steps), tasteless or grandma dressing, Poo colour skin, ugly & witchy hair and sharp lips (born as bird in previous life maybe)

Character: Lazy, bossy, irritating, annoying, disgusting, slutty, ambitious, stupid, act friendly, act nice, fake, thinks shes hot (but shes not) and of coz, bitchy (100% correct)

Occupation: Hostess of Oyster bar (sits and greets customers), and ordering ppl around to do stuff (her hands and legs are retarded)

Hey bitch, i hate you so much although u tried to be nice, but absolutely look and sounds fake. PLS!!!! pls dun talk to me anymore....i jus cant stand your irritating voice esp. OMG...u cant even do things better den normal waitress...you r so lazy...and jus ordering ppl ard. Wat do u think u r?? Supervisor? i think even tony is aware of u now.

Seriously, oh man...just hate you so much. Cant u jus wipe the table urself? or set up tables urself? if i do it, or we do it, wat do u do? Chit chat with ur giggolo bf or pushing up ur breasts or lazying ard?? U seriously need to be disfigured. i m not saying you are pretty, and you r not at all. i think u r ugly. U think wearing skimpy beach wear attire and talks to the boss can bring you to a higher level? Dream on...someone capable will really take the post or calls off you.

On thursday, our final day, you better not give me crap. And..u treat oyster bar as a nightclub every saturday is it? Wearing halters and low cut to work...no respect...stop showing off your black and sagging boobs, they r just like punctured balloons thrown out from windows by kids. I just cant believe i actually tried to accept you once again and again. I tot u will change to be better, but u jus get on my nerves more and more each time.

I think sooner or later, your bf will ditch u. Coz i think u really look older den ur age. And wat does ur bf do? everytime come oyster bar in the day. I think hes either a giggolo or stripper (to old ladies only). I wun slap you dun worry. I m well mannered. I wun swear at you. I probably will just say out watever i dun like abt you. And probably you will be like "calm down...calm down" again....

I DO NOT want you to serve me next time if i do go back oyster bar to eat. Or...when we call to make a booking, if its u, i will jus hang up the phone.

Seriously, its unfortunate that i still gotta see your irritating face during my last day. Pls leave work early ( like u always do, lazy, useless bitch). And you always keep talking and ask ppl wat they should take note of or watever. Tats common sense! we will do it!

Ahhh..enuff..i dun wan to have nitemares of you...Seriously, u r the worst woman i have ever met on this earth. I cant believe creatures like u do exist!

Last Day at Restaurant from Hell

It's 21st of January and approxiamately 2 days from now, I'll be saying goodbye to some great people, a Bitch and couple of Managers/Owners which doesn't know how to run a restaurant properly and treat its employees which will keep them in the long term.

Cal and I were planning to work through the Australia Day long weekend but in the past 2 days when we worked, we came to an agreement that we don't have the mental and physical capacity of go through 2 days of hard labour. There was one incident which happened on Sunday which sealed the deal for us.

We were late 30min for work on Sunday because the day before we worked till 1:30am in the morning and just didn't have the physical energy to get there on time. Instead of the owner/manager (Anothey) letting us explain why we were late. The first instance we entered the door he yelled at us for being late. Later he proceeded to say to me and another employee (who also worked till 1:30am - he worked for 17.5hrs the day before and i worked for 13.5hrs)..."You guys did a great job around Christmas and New Years; but after one mistake today, you undid all the good work you did...". So that was the point in which Cal and I won't be giving him any respect and will give no notice in us resigning.

Should be interesting how they handle it's operations without us there. On Sunday, Cal was on the pass (which is responsible for distribution of food to all customers at the place) and I was the barman. Two important positions which they were missing. On the same day, a friend of us and colleague, Jess, also couldn't handle it and quit. Also another colleague of ours and very good friend, Jonathan is also considering quitting. They could potential lose 4 very experienced and important people in less than a week, which leaves a massive hole for Australia Day and 1-2 weeks after. But Cal and I show no sympathy for them and especially for Anothey show no respect for him as a person and as a manager/owner in how he runs the place and how he treats his employees.

Our plan on Thursday is to show no respect to one specific colleague we hate (Stacey) and take our sweet sweet time. Hopefully I'll be at the bar one last time and make some really good cocktails. For all friends who read this, Thursday is the last opportunity to see us work at the Oyster Bar and for us to serve you guys!!! So hope to see you guys there....

Madras House Gathering

Haa...we went for dinner at Madras House along canning highway with
- Andrew & Matt
- Sujin & Chad
- Sandi & Ameeta
- Rajiv & Mel
- Neil & Sister

Dinner feast....

YUMMY INDIAN POTATO PANCAKE! (forgot the name)

After dinner, we went to applecross Gelares for some chit chat and catch up session with sujin talking about bottle up asshole and toothbrush up penis hole.. -.-

Clem's Post

It has been a while since I posted (because Cal been very lor sor now a days...Hahahahaha). Anyways,not much has happened since last time Cal posted a week or so ago. Been working most of the time, although cutting back working from 5 days a week to 4 days a week. Just couldn't handle 5 days of 10+hr shifts. Only 2 weeks left before Cal & I leave that "place".

But we might go back to work on weekends just to pay our weekly rent and our full time job as our savings. Might work Sundays. Good thing is that it's only a bit busy around lunch time and the evening is dead quiet while getting paid weekend rates. Last night the kitchen closed at 8:30pm!!! We rejected any customers coming after that time (even though there were only 2 couples coming after that time). There was only a total of around 10 tables the whole night with maximum 5 people in 1 table and most 3's and 2's. Easiest night of work I have ever done. We had more stuff than tables of customers, so most of the time we took our sweet time in doing things. Eventually went home at 9:30 which is the earliest I have ever gone off work (other than the time I cut myself and went to the hosipital).

Hopefully during the weekdays in the final 2 weeks I'll be taking over the bar. Had the first real taste on Thursday afternoon and night as I was incharge of drinks the whole day and night. Best part of being in the restaurant is making drinks or coffees because it's something that the customer can enjoy from your own creation (that's if you make it properly). From that day, had a good experience of making cocktails all by myself (which I got to admit, I make a really good Tolberone - consist mostly of honey, choc sauce and baileys). And I really like Mojito which is 4 shots of vodka, lime juice, mint leaves and ice and using the "shaker" technique to make.

Right now, once me and Cal leave there will be a losing a couple of experienced people(even though we been working there only 7 weeks, more than 4 weeks there is considered a long; with people getting tired of the conditions there). Cal is considered one of the most important has she just moved up and take care of sections of the restaurant and she did a very good job as she got $30 tips the other night. Will be very bitter sweet when we leave...