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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Stacey Sux...

Personal details of Stacey....

Nickname: Bitch (perfect definition of it)

Height & Weight : 160+cm, 50+kg

Distinctive features: Witch face, Huge & Saggy Boobs, Sagging ass meat, Aunty walking style (esp when going down short steps), tasteless or grandma dressing, Poo colour skin, ugly & witchy hair and sharp lips (born as bird in previous life maybe)

Character: Lazy, bossy, irritating, annoying, disgusting, slutty, ambitious, stupid, act friendly, act nice, fake, thinks shes hot (but shes not) and of coz, bitchy (100% correct)

Occupation: Hostess of Oyster bar (sits and greets customers), and ordering ppl around to do stuff (her hands and legs are retarded)

Hey bitch, i hate you so much although u tried to be nice, but absolutely look and sounds fake. PLS!!!! pls dun talk to me anymore....i jus cant stand your irritating voice esp. OMG...u cant even do things better den normal waitress...you r so lazy...and jus ordering ppl ard. Wat do u think u r?? Supervisor? i think even tony is aware of u now.

Seriously, oh man...just hate you so much. Cant u jus wipe the table urself? or set up tables urself? if i do it, or we do it, wat do u do? Chit chat with ur giggolo bf or pushing up ur breasts or lazying ard?? U seriously need to be disfigured. i m not saying you are pretty, and you r not at all. i think u r ugly. U think wearing skimpy beach wear attire and talks to the boss can bring you to a higher level? Dream on...someone capable will really take the post or calls off you.

On thursday, our final day, you better not give me crap. And..u treat oyster bar as a nightclub every saturday is it? Wearing halters and low cut to work...no respect...stop showing off your black and sagging boobs, they r just like punctured balloons thrown out from windows by kids. I just cant believe i actually tried to accept you once again and again. I tot u will change to be better, but u jus get on my nerves more and more each time.

I think sooner or later, your bf will ditch u. Coz i think u really look older den ur age. And wat does ur bf do? everytime come oyster bar in the day. I think hes either a giggolo or stripper (to old ladies only). I wun slap you dun worry. I m well mannered. I wun swear at you. I probably will just say out watever i dun like abt you. And probably you will be like "calm down...calm down" again....

I DO NOT want you to serve me next time if i do go back oyster bar to eat. Or...when we call to make a booking, if its u, i will jus hang up the phone.

Seriously, its unfortunate that i still gotta see your irritating face during my last day. Pls leave work early ( like u always do, lazy, useless bitch). And you always keep talking and ask ppl wat they should take note of or watever. Tats common sense! we will do it!

Ahhh..enuff..i dun wan to have nitemares of you...Seriously, u r the worst woman i have ever met on this earth. I cant believe creatures like u do exist!

1 comments:

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